Melanin Exchange for Golden Reparations Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Black Martians can convert black human hair to melanin for wormhole teleportation. They come to Earth, with gold and precious metals mined from Martian asteroids, to trade for melanin from people of African descent. In essence, Black Martians pay the reparations that America and NATO has refused to pay. Should Earthlings surrender to the Black Martian UFOs in exchange for reparations and universal basic income from asteroid mining? This Melanin Exchange for Reparations would save Earth.

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.